“I’m the guy who pulled the trigger”

Dick Cheney, noted hunter, marksman and friend of the National Rifle Association, admitted today that it was his fault that he shot his friend, not that of the guy who received a face full of birdshot.

Thanks, Mr. Vice President, for clearing that up.

Update: The victim, Harry Whittington, has since come out of the hospital apologized to the Vice President for all the trouble.